Showing posts with label good clean fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label good clean fun. Show all posts

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Puppies and Politics

One thing I do know. I was blind but now I see! - John 9:25
 
puppies and politicsPresident Obama is out running around the White House because he is late for a meeting when he sees one of his staff with a box.
He runs over to the employee and asks, "What's in the box?"
The startled employee says, "Puppies, we found them abandoned on the White House grounds and looking for a good home for them."
Obama says, "Oh! OK, what kind of puppies are they?"
"Democrats," the man says. "Wow, you must be a supporter, great job!", then the president runs off.
The next day, President Obama is with Joe Biden and sees the same man with the box. He tells Joe, "You gotta see this, come with me!"
 
Puppies and PoliticsObama and Biden run over to the man and the president asks, "What kind of puppies are they?"
The man replies, "Republicans." "Woe, woe, woe!" Obama screams, "Just yesterday you said they were Democrats, what's going on here?"
"Well," , the employee says, "Their eyes just opened this morning."
"You're fired!" said the president.

by James Apple Jr.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Jesus Is Better Than Santa Claus

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Other than Jesus is real and Santa is made-up and Jesus is God and Santa is make-believe; here are some more good reasons why Jesus is better than Santa Claus.



Santa lives at the North Pole ... Jesus is everywhere!
Santa comes only once a year ... Jesus is always there when you need Him!
Santa rides in a sleigh ... Jesus walks on water!
Santa sneaks into your house through the chimney ... Jesus stands at the door and knocks!
Santa fills your stockings with goodies ... Jesus fulfills your every need!
Santa can only been seen by waiting in a line ... Jesus lives in your heart and is always available!
Santa lets you sit in his lap ... Jesus lets you rest in His arms and carries you when needed!
Santa must ask you what your name is ... Jesus knew your name before you were born!
Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ... Jesus has a heart full of love!
Santa only has little helpers that make toys ... Jesus personally heals lives and makes peace!
Santa may make you laugh ... Jesus gives an everlasting joy that is your strength!
Santa puts gifts under a tree ... Jesus died on a tree for your sins!
 
All you have to do is believe and take hold of the eternal life that has been paid for you by Jesus!

by James Apple Jr.

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