Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, May 18, 2013

The Glorious Presence of my Savior

The Glorious Presence of my Savior

The Glorious Presence of my Savior

I don’t often blog on the subject of Christian humor, but this cartoon does a pretty darn good job of depicting how I feel about someday being in the glorious presence of my Savior, Jesus Christ! Not that I believe I will be overly happy because I am astonished that I made it into heaven like the guy depicted, but because of my astonishment of Jesus wanting to be with a sinner such as me.

Going to Heaven should not be a worry for any Christian believer because of the very popular and well-known John 3:16 verse:

“For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.”

While this is not an issue for me, many others say they have a hard time in believing because they need proof; they need hard evidence.

I believe that they are blind! I say to them that the evidence they are looking for is all around them, but Satan has hardened their hearts and blinding them from seeing it. The evidence is in the beautiful and marvelous world our God had created because He loves them.

Just take a look at the countless stars at night and the endless blue sky during the day. Take a look at the majestic animals on the land and the mysterious creatures of the sea God gave us for our enjoyment and to eat. Take a microscope and look at the complexities of a single cell that scientist still cannot understand somehow came to life, but believe resulted from a “Big Bang” and entirely by chance.

I submit to them that evidence of God is everywhere. Just open your eyes and for the first time in your God-given life truly SEE IT!

No, my belief in God and my Lord Jesus Christ is not an issue; thus my knowledge of being in the presence of my Savior in Heaven someday is a guarantee for me and all my brothers and sisters in Christ. Like the beautiful gospel lyrics read, “What a day of rejoicing it will be!”

What I cannot understand is how my God, the One that created this beautiful world loved sinful old me so much that He gave His only Son Jesus to suffer and die on Cavalry!

What amazes me more is Jesus actually did it!

He did not have to, He could have summoned a legion of Angels at any moment to save Him. But He did not; Why? Because He loves me and wants me to spend eternity in Heaven with Him.

Do you see how Jesus looks just as much forward to seeing us in Heaven as we do Him.

That’s why, just like the picture below, I will am astonished to be in the presence of my Savior!

You should be astonished too!

It is better to live on the floor of Heaven than to be the ruler of Hell. Why? Because the ruler of Hell is eternally separated from our Father!

Monday, October 22, 2012

Welcome to the Republican Party

Ecclesiastes 2:18 NLT
"I am disgusted that I must leave the fruits of my hard work to others."

Not too long ago, I asked some friends little boy what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said, "I want to be President!"

I knew that his parents standing next to him were Democrats so I asked, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"

The little boy said, "I'd give free cell phones to all the homeless people!"

"Wow — what a wonderful gift that would be.", I said.

Then I told him, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, rake leaves, and wash my car and I'll pay you $50. You could take the money you earned to the store and buy a cell phone and give it to a homeless person."

Because he was only 7, he needed to think this over for a few seconds.

Clearly annoyed, his mom looked at me and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work himself, why should my son do the work for him?"

I looked her straight in the eyes and told her, "Welcome to the Republican Party!"

She hasn't spoke to me since!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Republican or Democrat?

When it comes to Liberals always remember: "Fools have no interest in understanding; they only want to air their own opinions." Proverbs 18:2 NLT


A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.

One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school.

She answered that she had a 40 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying.

republican or democratHe asked, "How is your friend Mary." She replied that Mary was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the time. Why she often didn't show up for classes because she was hung over.

Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA.

The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair, I worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing".

The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".
Submitted by: Brknshll

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Difference Between Repulicans and Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats

"Even while we were with you, we gave you this command; 'Those unwilling to work will not get to eat." 2 Thessalonians 3:10 NLT

What is Politics?

What is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

What is Politics?
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

What is Politics?
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."

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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

T'was the Night Before Elections

T'was the night before elections,
And all thru' the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions ran up and down.
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap,
Had shut off the TV,
tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
To hand out to others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, on Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at a nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think on this one final note...
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!


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